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This is the weirdest AIM convo I have ever had:

Danielle7962 (my sister): i wish there was a hott boy convention going on tonight and i was the guest of honor
FaerieMittins: i'm sorry, that was last night, and i was the guest of honor
Danielle7962: u whore
Danielle7962: Siobhany06: uh wicka wicka wicka wicka wicka boom psh boom psh, boom psh boom psh, era era era
Danielle7962: isn't that sick that was siobhan beat boxing for me
FaerieMittins: lol
Danielle7962: peace out whore face slut
Danielle7962: hasta la wego

Wait...we just had a WEIRDER one:

Danielle7962: i learned how to pull a mans penis off today and put it in my back pocket
Danielle7962: in case you were wondering
FaerieMittins: detatchable penis?
FaerieMittins: or are you taking self defense
Danielle7962: o.k i'm not really sure what a detatchable penis is or if there even is such a thing but yes to the second one
Danielle7962: and i hate it
Danielle7962: i'm the minority in the class
Danielle7962: everyone else is black
FaerieMittins: lol
FaerieMittins: last time, everyone else was old
Danielle7962: and they make me sit in the back of the classroom in the corner because all the other desks say "for decendants of Africans only"
FaerieMittins: they do not
Danielle7962: i don't know why old people bother going to that class becasue who wants to rape a wrinkly nasty old person
FaerieMittins: you're sick
Danielle7962: i went blind for a second today while simulataneously throwing up a little in my mouth
FaerieMittins: eeew
Danielle7962: for i will never be the same after seeing two partially naked women in their mid fourties in the locker room of the Y one completly naked from the waist down and the other from the waist up
Danielle7962: i am permanently scared
Danielle7962: and i noticed that the sun shined a little brighter before that occurance
Danielle7962: so count your blessings
Danielle7962: good night old women

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